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You Might be a Cyclist if...Cover
Reviewed by Bryna Hallam
You might be a cyclist if...
By Joe “Metal Cowboy” Kurmaskie
Cadence Press, 2011
$20 USD; 248 pages
Joe “Metal Cowboy” Kurmaskie’s new book has something for just about every type of cyclist in his new collection of riding affirmations. From a list of 2,000 entries, the book has been whittled down to 250 pages, but with each one-liner split onto two pages, it’s hardly heavy reading. If you can’t find something in the book that makes you simultaneously laugh and nod knowingly,
well, maybe you’re not a true cyclist.
You might be a cyclist if...
+ A smokin’ bod rides by, and the first thing you check out is the bicycle.
+ You use your bike helmet to cart around 10 items or less in the grocery store.
+ Your stylist asks how your hair does that. You tell ‘em it’s a little thing called “helmet.”
+ The happy realization that getting lost means more time in the saddle.
+ Your commute to work is more important than the job.
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